When I saw the new message Will Arnold put on our church sign yesterday I thought it was so clever that I submitted it to Readers Digest for a joke contest they are running. Here is my submission:
Our church is located in a small suburb of San Antonio right next to a school zone. Police officers often park in our lot as they wait to catch speeders and then pull them into our parking lot to give them tickets. The teen-ager who changes lettering on our church sign must have had that in mind when he put this message on our church sign: Slow down, see our church; speed up, see our cops.